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1. Dry Gulch
When you go down on a chick that doesn't want you to. So it's all dry.
I totally dry gulched that bitch last night!
2. dry gulch
to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch
and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.
by Dickie Moist Oct 7, 2003 add a video
3. Dry Gulch
To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.
I dry-gulched Valerie.
by Saints Sep 28, 2004 add a video
4. Dry Gulch
To drag someone's face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. Cement and stucco work well.
Bitch went to curb stomp my buddy but I dry gulched his ass.
or
Better look out for I dry gulch the hell out of you.
5. Lying in Wake
May 17, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one when you wake up.
I tried to slip into bed last night without Megan noticing, but it turns out she was lying in wake. She told me this morning when she was chewing my ass.
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