Guggenheim's Law states that, while attending a beach party it is impossible experience a devestating loss. In logical terms this is written as:
Person ^ Beach_Party -> ¬Devestating_Loss
Person ^ Beach_Party -> ¬Devestating_Loss
Being devestated after losing the final of shipwrecked, which involved spending 5 months on a desert island attending beach parties. This is a mathematical impossibility hence Guggenheim's Law.
by Reyahamn June 3, 2007