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Someone who thinks they are a total bad-ass, but are, in actuality, a complete bitch, who cries about their seemingly endless problems, which often stems from their false sense of bad-assness.

Most often seen spilling their feelings to a counselor, or wandering aimlessly until they have run out of tears.
Sean: Hey Scott. Do you know where Derek is?

Scott: I saw him an hour ago, but when I said hi, he didn't respond. He was too busy crying into his hands.

Sean: WOW! What a gueem!
gueem by sloppy2nds May 13, 2010
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The remix of a famous song as performed on the new FOX TV show, Glee
The Gleemix of Don't Stop Believing goes faster than the original version by Journey
Gleemix by NegativeZer0 July 19, 2009
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Some thing or situation that is gay or emasculating... but without saying the word, gay
Friend 1: I just spent the past three hours listening to Drake and thinking about my ex... Friend 2: ...Gweemo
gweemo by the ligrapher March 25, 2021

guemmerd 

That girl won't return my calls anymore. She must have guemmerd me.
guemmerd by donkadoo balls May 14, 2010
Güeed is a highly underutilized adjective meaning a feeling of great pleasure, inspiring delight, extraordinarily good, euphoria.

Pronounced (gw-eeed).

Synonyms: Delightful, Wonderful, Glorious, Spectacular
Antonyms: Dismay, Awful
Skydiving for the first time was very güeed
Güeed by maret13 December 13, 2018

guermonprez 

A masculine individual who can pull no females and has a strange affection for cheese.
He's such a guermonprez: he repelled all the girls!
guermonprez by tjeff988 April 19, 2022
Gueeno means to be the most racist person possible whilst simultaneously being funny.
man like Tom acting like a gueeno
Gueeno by CowGooMoo October 12, 2022