Guaranteed Chance

A 100% chance of an event happening, an absolute, there is no doubt in something happening

"Mate, there is a guaranteed chance I am railing that bird in 3 hours"

by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021

Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL

Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like

by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL

Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like

by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

Montalto-Guarantee

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-

Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'

by stephen montalto June 10, 2008

The Netherly Guarantee

A guarantee of something that is inevitable and a surprise to absolutely nobody. This was created by William "Skeet Murder" Netherly as a way to seem intelligent and make people think he has the inside track on something.

The sun is going to come out tomorrow, and I put The Netherly Guarantee on it

by Choppz13 August 18, 2012

D.V. Guarantee

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

by Mazz MSU September 19, 2008

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 12, 2004