Guam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Indigenous people of the island DO NOT look like chubby Filipinos. We come in different shapes and sizes like the rest of the people in the world. 30% actual Filipinos , 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is improving, the schools are being fixed up, and the hospital will take good care of you. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, kicking back with family, having fun, and meeting new people. We all don't eat pugua, drink bear, and beat people up. The only time we would need to beat people up is when you discriminate us. We are friendly. The only time we would be mean or disrespectful is when you talk shit about our culture. Honestly if you haven't expirienced living on Guam or meeting Chamorros, don't judge us. So stop assuming and get to know the real us, not by the stupid people who talk shit that doesn't live on the island.
Girl: Hi my name is Sarah.
Boy: Hi I'm Joe.
Girl: Nice to meet you. I'm full Chamorro. How about you?
Boy: I'm Caucasian. Wow you Chamorros are really nice and friendly. Aren't Chamorros from a dump island called Guam?
Girl: Nope, people are just discriminating and hating on us. Our island is very beautiful. It's the people who come to Guam and destroy it. Otherwise, it's very beautiful.
Boy: Wow, you make it seem so pretty.
Girl: Well because it is.
Boy: I think I'm gonna visit Guam one day.
Girl: Good luck if you do. It will change your whole perspective of it.
Boy: Hi I'm Joe.
Girl: Nice to meet you. I'm full Chamorro. How about you?
Boy: I'm Caucasian. Wow you Chamorros are really nice and friendly. Aren't Chamorros from a dump island called Guam?
Girl: Nope, people are just discriminating and hating on us. Our island is very beautiful. It's the people who come to Guam and destroy it. Otherwise, it's very beautiful.
Boy: Wow, you make it seem so pretty.
Girl: Well because it is.
Boy: I think I'm gonna visit Guam one day.
Girl: Good luck if you do. It will change your whole perspective of it.
by REALinfo. April 18, 2011
As for our government, we have good politicians, and we also have bad. Not unlike any other government. If you show me a body of government that isn't corrupt in some way, then you can spout shit about ours. Look at yourselves before you open your fucking mouth.
As for the people, we are a multi-culturally diverse island. We do not all look like "chubby filipinos." Just because we are dark due to our location doesn't mean we're all from the PI. Some of us our, some of us aren't. And don't spout shit about us being chubby or overweight or anything because most of our population is in good physical condition. We eat three staples of starch a meal sometimes, and we're still not as overweight as americans. And for the record, we're a considerate people. We take care of one another and aren't self-centered assholes.
The indigenous people (Chamoru, or Chamorro) are originally a matrilineal society. We respect our women and treat them as women deserve to be treated. Although we hold them in higher regard to ourselves, they are mostly independent and hardworking.
As for the people, we are a multi-culturally diverse island. We do not all look like "chubby filipinos." Just because we are dark due to our location doesn't mean we're all from the PI. Some of us our, some of us aren't. And don't spout shit about us being chubby or overweight or anything because most of our population is in good physical condition. We eat three staples of starch a meal sometimes, and we're still not as overweight as americans. And for the record, we're a considerate people. We take care of one another and aren't self-centered assholes.
The indigenous people (Chamoru, or Chamorro) are originally a matrilineal society. We respect our women and treat them as women deserve to be treated. Although we hold them in higher regard to ourselves, they are mostly independent and hardworking.
by Recruit P-Rez (Chamoru) March 24, 2010
1. Basically chubby Filipinos that have 9,987,064 ways to make spam... Just like that black guy from Forrest Gump.
2. A smelly anus that resulted from eating red rice
2. A smelly anus that resulted from eating red rice
1. Mike - Dude, make me some spam!
OokaPooka - Okay homie.. Watchu want? Spam is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, spam-kabobs, spam creole, spam gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple spam, lemon spam, coconut spam, pepper spam, spam soup, spam stew, spam salad, shrimp and potatoes, spam burger, spam sandwich. That- that's about it.
2. Mike - Dude! Your guam smells.
OokaPooka - Must be from the red rice
OokaPooka - Okay homie.. Watchu want? Spam is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, spam-kabobs, spam creole, spam gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple spam, lemon spam, coconut spam, pepper spam, spam soup, spam stew, spam salad, shrimp and potatoes, spam burger, spam sandwich. That- that's about it.
2. Mike - Dude! Your guam smells.
OokaPooka - Must be from the red rice
by Top Sekretts July 12, 2008
YES we are located in the western pacific ocean. BUT i will not let our men take the blame for the 1% that beats their wives.
& yeah we do eat spam in many different dishes but i can guarantee that if you come and try at least one of those dishes you'll definitely fall in love because it's different! i've tried haolie food & it's fuckin nasty!! no taste at all! our food would be a godsend. we do drink beer BUT we can handle it. when we fight it's usually because we are protecting whats ours. we don't cause trouble just for the hell of it. not like you haolies! you wouldn't believe how many bullying videos there are on youtube from the mainland. we have not one! we are VERY family oriented, you white people if something doesn't go your way, that person is written off for life! we may not be the smartest but we make up for it in other ways. & baby making weather? really? your gonna use a common rainy day JOKE against us? ahah, & the chubby filipino one, the fucking guy that wrote that is CHAMORU. for the hospital crack, i myself have been to the hospital & to my knowledge i'm still fuckin breathing!
guam is really beautiful & our people are really friendly, except when were mad obviously. & if i can't change your mind then maybe you should come and see for yourself.
& yeah we do eat spam in many different dishes but i can guarantee that if you come and try at least one of those dishes you'll definitely fall in love because it's different! i've tried haolie food & it's fuckin nasty!! no taste at all! our food would be a godsend. we do drink beer BUT we can handle it. when we fight it's usually because we are protecting whats ours. we don't cause trouble just for the hell of it. not like you haolies! you wouldn't believe how many bullying videos there are on youtube from the mainland. we have not one! we are VERY family oriented, you white people if something doesn't go your way, that person is written off for life! we may not be the smartest but we make up for it in other ways. & baby making weather? really? your gonna use a common rainy day JOKE against us? ahah, & the chubby filipino one, the fucking guy that wrote that is CHAMORU. for the hospital crack, i myself have been to the hospital & to my knowledge i'm still fuckin breathing!
guam is really beautiful & our people are really friendly, except when were mad obviously. & if i can't change your mind then maybe you should come and see for yourself.
by proud chamoru January 27, 2012
GUAM, or Guåhan (goo-AH-hawn), is an Unincorporated Territory of the United States of America. The indigenous people of Guåhan, the Chamorro(s), are the most hospitable of all races. However, they have their limits. For years they've been pushed around by the US. Ignorant individuals have little knowledge of who they are, where they're from, and what they're capable of. Just remember, they're human too. And I'd have to add, you should go to Guam if you're looking for a place to go to for vacation. After all, that island IS Paradise.
Guam? Where the people are welcoming and better than ignorant, ribald redneck Americans? Yeah! I've been there!
by The Real Joe Cruz January 7, 2012
- America's paradise.
- Where America's day begins. (1 day ahead of the continental US)
- Home of Chamorros. A people built with a beautiful sun kissed tan, thick black hair, and bright brown eyes. All the while, rich in culture and tradition with a strong Roman Catholic influence, village fiesta's, and beach barbecues.
Year round summer, sandy beaches, great people, what could be better?
Word to the haters: Here's some facts before you rant about Guam.
- Obesity? Mississippi has the highest US obesity rates, Guam is not mentioned. (Hoover Institution study)
- Education? Texas has the worst education, Guam is not even on the list. (Forbes.com) In matter of fact, Father Duenas Memorial School (private school) on the island has alumni from Stanford, Harvard, Yale, West Point, and Annapolis just to name a few. (feel free to call and verify 6717342261)
- Crime? Detroit Michigan is home to US crime. (Forbes.com)
- Ungrateful? According to population, Guam residents chose the military more than almost any other American. We also allow majority of our island to be covered in bases, we thank god for our military. They freed our people. Some don't appreciate the buildup of more troops, but you can't please everyone.
If your really curious about Guam, there is no better way to understand then to come and visit. Spend a couple days with the locals, pop in a on a local bbq and form your own opinions. I promise, You'll be pleasantly surprised
- Where America's day begins. (1 day ahead of the continental US)
- Home of Chamorros. A people built with a beautiful sun kissed tan, thick black hair, and bright brown eyes. All the while, rich in culture and tradition with a strong Roman Catholic influence, village fiesta's, and beach barbecues.
Year round summer, sandy beaches, great people, what could be better?
Word to the haters: Here's some facts before you rant about Guam.
- Obesity? Mississippi has the highest US obesity rates, Guam is not mentioned. (Hoover Institution study)
- Education? Texas has the worst education, Guam is not even on the list. (Forbes.com) In matter of fact, Father Duenas Memorial School (private school) on the island has alumni from Stanford, Harvard, Yale, West Point, and Annapolis just to name a few. (feel free to call and verify 6717342261)
- Crime? Detroit Michigan is home to US crime. (Forbes.com)
- Ungrateful? According to population, Guam residents chose the military more than almost any other American. We also allow majority of our island to be covered in bases, we thank god for our military. They freed our people. Some don't appreciate the buildup of more troops, but you can't please everyone.
If your really curious about Guam, there is no better way to understand then to come and visit. Spend a couple days with the locals, pop in a on a local bbq and form your own opinions. I promise, You'll be pleasantly surprised
A: Are you gonna visit guam?
B: Yea man, I'm headed there for the winter. Gonna get my bbq on and learn to surf! Come with, we'll split the airfare. :)
B: Yea man, I'm headed there for the winter. Gonna get my bbq on and learn to surf! Come with, we'll split the airfare. :)
by PROUDCHAMORRO January 8, 2012
John: We've been walking for 45 minutes. Where the hell did you park?
Bob: Are you kidding? This place was packed when I got here. I had to park out in fucking Guam.
or
Iowa? What the hell did you move out there for? You might as well have moved to fucking Guam.
Bob: Are you kidding? This place was packed when I got here. I had to park out in fucking Guam.
or
Iowa? What the hell did you move out there for? You might as well have moved to fucking Guam.
by Boomboomlongtime March 20, 2010