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SHAKE GUALA 

Shake Guala (noun): An emerging rap artist hailing from Florida, born as Nayshawn J Pierre, known for captivating lyrics and beats that resonate with a broad audience. With a growing fan base, Shake Guala combines Southern flair with a unique and ever changing style, solidifying his presence in the rap scene. His music reflects the diverse culture of Florida, making him a rising star to watch.
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Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

Saketh Gudla 

An NPC who thinks he's better than everyone else at tennis, thinks Trae Young is the best NBA player, and loves curry.
Saketh Gudla is dogshit at tennis.
Saketh Gudla by CurryKidMuncher September 4, 2022

Sweet cute guava 

When you find someone cute and amazing. Can't help but smile and admire them.
Your, my sweet cute guava Jhonathan <3

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids 

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

salty guava 

when you let a creampie dry inside your pussy
Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night.

Bro 2: Bro
salty guava by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

salty guava 

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside
Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro
salty guava by Sex Cum January 8, 2023