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Neck Gaiter 

like if a fucking mug wasnt enough.
Hey. did you know that UD recently added new merch?
Oh yeah? what is it?
A fucking neck gaiter.
Neck Gaiter by MrMikeX May 4, 2020
Related Words
goiter gitesh gister gaiter Gite Gliterally grite Gster GUITE gaite
Describes someone who needs a sugar daddy to survive.
BoyA- what's a geiter?
Boy2- never heard of a "geiter" before.
geiter by Funnyyyy February 26, 2017

Neck gaiter 

Probably the add under this definition
Did you see urban dictionary is selling neck gaiters
Neck gaiter by COMMUNISM 100 September 7, 2020

Kevlar Neck Gaiter 

A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.
“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”

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Milwaukee goiter 

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.
My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.