gruppler 

A specialist who dabbles. (See grupple.)

"He's a real gruppler; not great at anything, but good at a lot of things."

gruppler by Craig Laparo October 25, 2005

Grumpler 

A man over the age of 40 who has a natural and constant "grumpy" facial expression which can be emphasized by dark rimmed safety or reading glasses. Grumplers may also possess other unnatural bodily characteristics such as a slightly hunched back and/or a reverse pigeon-toe stance.

"Stop being such a Grumpler!"

Grumpler by Keebler89 January 14, 2010

grappler 

Someone who is proficient in any form of martial art which emphasizes grappling ("grabbing" or "wrestling") such as wrestling, judo, ju jitsu, sambo, pankration, catch fighting, wrespon ki bo, greama, etc.

The boxer Milo Savage was totally unable to harm the grappler Gene LeBell in their 1963 Salt Lake City bout.

grappler by Russ Lear July 20, 2009

Mississippi Grappler 

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.

I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.

Mississippi Grappler by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008

party-grappler 

1. A failed MMA fighter who's reached his mid life crisis and chooses to grapple with cans outside the ring at parties

2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone

3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills

party-grappler with no stand up fighting skills, usually spends his life online trolling message boards

party-grappler by Havenite April 10, 2010

grupple

The act of doing a lot of few things and a little of many things; a specialist who dabbles.

"Craig is a gruppler."

grupple by Craig Laparo October 24, 2005

clam-grappler 

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.

Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!

clam-grappler by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009