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Gary Groundwork 

The subtle art of attaining an individual of desire through hark work and patience.

Stage 1: Initiation
Stage 2: Sustained communication
Stage 3: More hard work and no play
Stage 4: BOOYAH!

Also known as Laying the Gary

The opposite of pash rape
Greg spent all night at the bar engaged Gary Groundwork whilst his mates hit the dancefloor for a bit of Pash Rape action
Gary Groundwork by wannabeerased January 14, 2008

lay groundwork 

when a guy or a girl starts a conversation with the purpose of getting a phone number or getting laid.
Guy: i think you should come here more often
Girl: hahaha i will
guys friend: ayyye nice way to lay groundwork
lay groundwork by Wetzpretz April 28, 2013

grunt work 

Simple-minded, repetitive and some times redundant work.
Using a lawnmower can take the grunt work out of pruning the lawn. ;)
grunt work by CDB March 19, 2004

Grunthor 

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the male gender. The female being called Goffe Often found slashing his wrists or playing the wrist violin as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical Grunthor. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more Grunthors and Goffes sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.
Failed at something miserably? your mood is now exactly that of a typical grunthor.
Grunthor by Aussie_D January 16, 2009

groundwork 

Putting in the hours with a girl, normally a male trying to score with someone who is out of his league.
" Jesus christ, how did but face get that minx?"
" Months of groundwork mate."
"pussy."

Gary Groundwork 

'Gary Groundwork' is all about laying the foundation for desired sick leave (i.e. unjustified sick leave). This can involve over fake coughing, forced sniffling or pretending to lose one's voice. This is usually supported by verbal commentary such as 'I think I'm coming down with something'. Expertly performed 'Gary Groundwork' dupes co-workers and draws unwaranted sympathy. Therefore, when you call in sick, others have noticed that you supposedly had certain symptoms and comment accordingly.
Is Melanie really sick or is it just Gary Groundwork
Geez, Melanie is laying on the Gary Groundwork nice and thick today!