grunching 

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

grunching by sgrrman February 16, 2008

grunting a loaf 

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

grunting a loaf by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

David the Grunting Spacker 

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

David the Grunting Spacker by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

Grustling 

The act of grinding and hustling at the same time.

Hey bro, you wanna go out for drinks tonight.

Sorry bro, tonight I'm grustling.

Grustling by From *memes August 30, 2021

worm grunting 

The act of inhaling earthworms through your nostril and expelling them via your mouth.

Ben and Kym are better at worm grunting than anyone else in the 5th grade.

worm grunting by _Hoey_ October 1, 2007

gutting the tuna 

Having sex with a girl on her period

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess

gutting the tuna by bardamock September 11, 2012

Grunking 

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

Grunking by Dave March 11, 2004