Grunion (noun): a slut. Terminology inspired by a type of fish that reproduces by getting jizzed on in a hole in the sand.
by tspam752 September 27, 2017
When a male's member or penis is wider then long. A deformed rarity of sorts that causes odd reactions.
by Raphael the camel November 20, 2005
The term grunions is used to describe ground bunions. These can be used as jam, glue, and toothpaste. They are most popular with the hooded figures that openly steal babies. The one under the slide in the elementary school playground does not care for them, however.
by Rainbowunicornj December 20, 2014
Usually a fat male, resembling a greasy onion.
Characteristics of a grunion:
- always sweaty
- red in the face
- unpleasant to the touch
- lacks self awareness
Characteristics of a grunion:
- always sweaty
- red in the face
- unpleasant to the touch
- lacks self awareness
Guy 1: Conor you're such a fucking grunion
Guy 2: Nah m8
Guy 1: Lose some weight before you hug me, man
Guy 2: Nah m8
Guy 1: Lose some weight before you hug me, man
by grunnery4eva January 24, 2014
A Grunion can be phrased to mean both an individual or the specific are of an indivual usually classified as being the unit of space between the fudge-cunt and cunt or if applied to a male between the fudge-cunt and sack.
by Grumpet June 12, 2009
Ok I don't know what all these other definitions are about, but a true grunion is a half-erect penis.
by Paul Grunion August 26, 2007
Sabrina "hey Nusun you got any herb?"
Nusun " yeah but i am down to the grunions, just flakes and thc."
sabrina" damn"
Nusun " yeah but i am down to the grunions, just flakes and thc."
sabrina" damn"
by xylena June 26, 2006