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grundeledge by Janmeister February 16, 2010
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Grundleweed
A tumbling mass of pubic hair that accumulates in a heavily used and rarely cleaned bathroom. The grundleweed may then journey to other areas of the house by catching drafts of air and rolling along the ground.
My girlfriend and I were about to get it on when a massive grundleweed rolled into the room and ruined the moment.
Grundleweed by Demme October 20, 2007
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Dis-Grundeled
1. To be so pissed off and stressed about something as to force a strain or tear of the grundle.
2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.
2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.
1. When I found a wad of sticky singles in my girlfriend's panties it left me severely dis-grundled.
2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.
2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.
Dis-Grundeled by PeterGammonsLuvChild June 16, 2005
Grundelized
Similar to getting tea-bagged: The act of gently and carefully rubbing your grundel up against someone's nose, usually when they are sleeping or passed out. Often, the hairs on your taint will tickle their skin and cause them to scratch their nose.
Grundelized by Paulo S February 1, 2008
grendleweed
grendleweed by Sandmand12 April 29, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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