grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.

Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you

by boogerlips March 23, 2010

grunch

A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.

My dog got out into the swamp, and was eaten by a grunch.

by Cranberry Bob December 3, 2019

Grunch

A bunch of grapes. Usually referring to an amount of grapes greater than six.

Sally ate the entire grunch in one minute

He plucked each grape off of the grunch until only the stem was left.

by Rohinidinibonanafofanafiniwein October 10, 2017

grunch

To reply to an original post on a web forum without first reading the other replies.

Grunch... I haven't read any of the other replies to your post, but I think you should do XYZ.

by AlonT February 14, 2008

Grunch

Dirty ass bitch,thot, or slut that has stank pussy that smells like garbage juice. Stay away from her breath it might take off your eyebrows. Consider her as a hideous animal.

Bro I just saw a grunch. I had to run away fast from her smell.

by Big boo19$$ March 22, 2015

grunch

The sensation a woman has when she was for a time free of conscious awareness of the male gaze and did not feel othered, but is then reminded in some way that she is a woman first and a geek, colleague, or writer, etc a distant second. That is, being grunched is the sensation of being firmly and unexpectedly othered.

There it was, the sickening grunch as I landed involuntarily back in my body- and not my entire body either, but specific parts of it.

by sigflup October 25, 2010