When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.
Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class
A Poo in the toilet bowl that sinks to the bottom and is sturdy enough to poke through the top of the water.
"Rambo looked into the toilet to discover his creation poking proudly through the bog like an island in the middle of a murky swamp. Thats a sturdy grumpy stumper."
"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.
Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.
Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'