grump stump
A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.
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Grumpy Stumpy
When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.
Grumpy Stumpy by Fratty’s Pub March 12, 2022
Grumpy Stumper
A Poo in the toilet bowl that sinks to the bottom and is sturdy enough to poke through the top of the water.
"Rambo looked into the toilet to discover his creation poking proudly through the bog like an island in the middle of a murky swamp. Thats a sturdy grumpy stumper."
Grumpy Stumper by Exotrine August 1, 2025
Up the Gumpstump
"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.
Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.
Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.
Used as an exclamation!
Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.
Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.
Used as an exclamation!
Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!
My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!
Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!
My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!
Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!
Up the Gumpstump by *echo* July 7, 2010
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.