grump stump

A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.

Joe K. is such a grump stump.

grump stump by Laura July 30, 2008

gump stump 

A euphemism indicating having too much of something.

We have dandelions up the gump stump.

gump stump by kp_sapphire September 28, 2006

Grumpy Stumpy 

When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.

Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class

Grumpy Stumpy by Fratty’s Pub March 12, 2022

Grumpy Stumper

A Poo in the toilet bowl that sinks to the bottom and is sturdy enough to poke through the top of the water.

"Rambo looked into the toilet to discover his creation poking proudly through the bog like an island in the middle of a murky swamp. Thats a sturdy grumpy stumper."

Grumpy Stumper by Exotrine August 1, 2025

Up the Gumpstump 

"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!

Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!

Up the Gumpstump by *echo* July 7, 2010