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Gruties by johncenasuncle April 20, 2022
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to move one's bowels.
Grandma....I have to go grunties.
grunties by geoff January 21, 2003
Destroy, demolish or devastate something(s).
Boy- "I want to get into those sweet walls of yours..."
Girl - "Sure, but be weary, I'm still Grufted from the other night."

mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.
"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"
mega gruntie by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019
A German noun meaning 'goth'. F, gruftie, nickname for someone who likes German goth music
I only ever listen to Combichrist and Asp, I'm a grufti
grufti by krissf November 19, 2007
Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.
He kept me awake with chortling grunties.
grunties by Waldo November 15, 2002