Grownup kiss 

(1)The act of having sex.
(2)What parents tell children instead of using the term sex
(3) pick-up line to use on random girls.

"hey girl. Trying to grownup kiss"

Grownup kiss by Br00t4l Mudkip April 28, 2010

real grownup job 

A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.

A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.

"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."

real grownup job by Danny Delinquent July 18, 2006

doing the grownup 

Having sex, bumping uglies, the wild thing. What your parents do and think we don't know.

Oh my god did you see Lauren and Josh? Their doing the grown-up!

doing the grownup by Josh July 14, 2005

real grownup job 

A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.

A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.

"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."

real grownup job by Danny Delinquent September 6, 2008

grownuppity 

1. (noun) Maturity. The state of being a mature, stable adult. "Mature" is to "grownup" as "maturity" is to "grownupitty".

2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.

Buying a home is a sign that you have reached grownuppity.

grownuppity by Pod Tailin' January 26, 2011

all grown up 

A term used by older generations to make a "kind" comment about someone coming of maturity. At the same time, it reminds the listener/reader that they are not the daddy dick.

Look at you now, all grown up with a suit on.

all grown up by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

grown-up headache 

A hangover. Commonly used when speaking to children or the mentally differentiated.

Mommy can't drive your friends to school, she has a grown-up headache.

grown-up headache by D. Fox January 5, 2010