by dungeons_and_dildos March 4, 2011
When a bunch of men hanging out together simultaneously get a hardon. It can occur, for example, when a hot chick passes by them, or if they are watching porn together.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl was hot. I couldn't help getting a hardon from her.
Guy 2: Me too.
Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.
Guy 2: Me too.
Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.
by MetroidSocrates July 9, 2011
n)a coupon that causes anxiety through huge discounts...then rapes your sould of its peace and good will toward men, women, and children. N) highly addictive substance that sucks money from your bank account and forces you to purchase things you didnt know you needed. v) to be fucked in an unusually harsh way v) a wallet raping
by quizkid April 12, 2012
paying too much for something, just because it's on a "bargain" shopping website; victimized by shifty puffery on a bargain shopping website (like groupon.com)
“dude, you're telling me you paid $100 for for a coupon for 3 large pizzas at a vegan pizzeria 75 miles from where you live? whoa, you got hell of grouponed”
by surf1975 November 19, 2010
by livingsoc August 16, 2012
by E Dub the Great November 28, 2010
Being lured out for a meal by a friend at a questionable establishment only because they have a Groupon (or like discount) that they need to spend.
My friend totally grouponed us last night. We went to this crappy restaurant just because he had a Groupon.
by grapheck January 28, 2012