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k-town groupies 

Girls who always hang out at bars/clubs in Koreatown (k-town) because they're obsessed with Korean dudes (mainly non-Korean Asians in love with k-pop). They hang out at the same asian bars/clubs and hook up with Korean bartenders or promoters and their friends. K-town groupies can easily be spotted as they always get free shots from the Korean bartenders.
Friend A: Check out those hot asian girls over at the bar.

Friend B: The Chinese girls? They're k-town groupies. They're here every weekend to drink and hook up with the Korean bartenders. It's all that k-pop craze.

Friend A: How do you know that?

Friend B: My friend told me. He's a bartender here. He knows the deal. Give those K-town groupies free shots and he'll get lucky.
k-town groupies by jkim16 May 24, 2017

platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.
Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.
platonic groping by annexxxx March 28, 2011

groffings 

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.
Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!
groffings by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010

Latino Grouping 

The belief that all Latinos in the U.S.A are Mexican.
Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.

Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!

Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.

Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?

Ashley: You're Mexican?

Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-

Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!

Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.

Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.

All: Wow!

Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.

groupies 

Groupies are sluts who sleep with the band.
groupies by Sneff September 15, 2005

grouting 

When a young male finishes in his hand and uses his splooge to fill all the wrinkles on a GILF's face.
Bjorn was adventurous in the tile industry and became bored one day during his lunch break. He went to his friend Nemo's house where his grandmother was sleeping and decided to play with himself. Bjorn finished in his hand and found himself (grouting) Nemo's GILF of a grandmother while she was sleeping.
grouting by dock & launch August 16, 2013