Skip to main content
While eating out your girlfriend, the S Groove is performed by having her lay on her back, spread her legs wide, and licking from the asshole to the clit in a slow, S shaped path.
After pounding his girlfriend in the ass, Jim turned her over and performed the S Groove.
s groove by jkossatz November 9, 2008

Runner's groove

When you're running, and the song you're listening to on your Ipod is really good, so you bust a move when no one's looking.
Tony goes for his morning jog, and is listening to an upbeat pop song. When it gets to the chorus, he swerves his head from side to side, attempting the Runner's groove.

Emperor's New Groove 

A phenomenal movie for true chads. The humor makes professional comedians weep.
"The Emperor's New Groove was indeed the best movie in all existence"

- A wise man

emperor's new groove 

when a girl goes down on a guy and then spits the jizz back into his face, much like a spitting llama
the head was pretty good until she pulled the emperor's new groove on me. do you have any kleenex?

Stella's got her groove back 

"How Stella Got Her Groove Back" was a mediocre and very forgettable 1998 movie that was most noteworthy and only remembered today for having a funky title. While there was nothing really about this movie worth remembering, it's silly title lives in as a sportscentery pop-culture reference used to describe a previously good player or team that's been in a slump emerging from that slump. Gen-Xers will cackle with the reference while millennials will shrug their shoulders as it passes over their heads...
(Radio play-by-play baseball commentator) "Santana's at the plate, he's been in a bit of a funk, hasn't had a hit in 5 games. Here comes the pitch across the plate, swung on and (CRACK) belted - it's going long - got the distance - STELLA'S GOT HER GROOVE BACK IT'S A HOME RUN FOR SANTANA!!!!"

Restless Groove Syndrome 

Restless Groove Syndrome, or RGS, is a disease suffered by 90% of americans and 75% of people world-wide.
Common symptoms include moving a body part in-beat with music that is currently being listened to, such as tapping of the foot or banging of the head.
There are no current cures for RGS.
Cool Kid One: Look at that metalhead! what's wrong with him, and why is he moving his head so rapidly!?!?

Cool Kid Two: It's apparent that he suffers from Restless Groove Syndrome.