When your neighbors throbbing boner is as hard as a tree stump for your wife and has sex with her, when you're off to work.
"Damn, Mike just left for work and Steve is already over at his house! He is such a groot fuck."

"What the fuck man? Get out of my fucking house you groot fuck!"

James "God im so hard.. when is John going to work so I can fuck his wife?"

Paul "Dude, you're such a groot fuck."

Claire " Timmy Gernel across the street is such a groot fuck, I fucked him last weekend when my hubby was at work and he has texted me every day since!"

Jen "Mmhmhm, Oh my!?"
by LexxPickle October 1, 2020
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