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Groomsman 

a man who tries to get the groom to come to his senses before he commits to a life long nightmare.
Dude, Im your Groomsman trust me.
Groomsman by bobmarz March 31, 2010

groomsmaid 

A combination of the words "groom" and "bridesmaid"

In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."
At Elton John's wedding, wasn't Richard Branson one of the groomsmaids?
groomsmaid by mike87111 July 7, 2011

Groomsmanzilla 

One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks he is the center of the universe, just because the "beautiful game of tieball" is on. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind.

"Man, get a load of that groomsmanzilla. We should warn him that he will be able to watch the tie later...NARP"
#loser #mrod #narp #Conaldo #scorched #burn #DAG #ropes #carrollisbeat

"Mamma there goes that groomsmanzilla"

Groomsing 

The act of sexual molestation which one may or may not like. Can be used with those older as well as younger.
Guy: "Stop groomsing me; you're giving me a boner."
Other guy: "Bet."
Groomsing by Jaron Boss July 17, 2017

groovement 

When an individual is walking in a playful and rhythmic manner, potentially walking and singing/dancing
Woo Sally, check out that hippie's groovement. If only everyone had such moves on the way to work!
groovement by urish7 August 21, 2017

Groomsing 

The act of sexually violating an individual, typically a child
What happened to Billy? He left school to go to therapy.

Word is John got caught groomsing him, it’s so messed up.
Groomsing by Towelie420 May 17, 2018