groingle

welcome to the groingle! weve got fun and groin!

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welcome to the groingle, we've got fun and groin

groingle by slash August 13, 2004

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groingle percentage

the difference in colour between the skin and the tip of the penis. higher percentage, more contrast.

person #1: My tip is dark pink, almost red, but my
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!

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To stab in the inner thigh, or groin area. gore

When trying to get back at a cheating ex-boyfriend, the best idea is to groinge him.

groinge by XakkMaster January 11, 2009

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A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.

Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.

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1 Hey jeremy did you have sex with your wife last night?

2 Yea Phil, she gave me a gronglestomp

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A fluidic and mutable term. May be used as a verb or noun. A non-offensive word replacement.

Baby, I wanna Gringle you like a madman. Get your own! Don't Gringle My Pringle's. I am so angry with her, I could just Gringle!

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