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Grognasse 

A very efficient French insult that can be applied to :

- at 2am on a Saturday night in Paris, the bitch who just took the taxi 2m away from where you had been desperatley waiting for one
- the woman in the elevator to whom you wish a good evening and who just presses "close" as an answer
- the waitress who bumps into your chair every 2mn and never apologises
- a 21-year-old girl who has huge breasts and touches her hair with a childish laugh after every sentence
- an innocent woman that you want to publicly show spite to

Often, all the bulllet points above apply to the same person. When that happens, you can be pretty sure that girl is "une sale grognasse" or "une énorme grognasse qui pue" (transl : "a huge bitch who stinks").

You would usually share the comment "quelle grognasse celle-là!" with your friends when the person is gone or cannot hear.

To sound cool, use "ma grognasse" to designate your girlfriend when you are with her best friend.

see Radasse

Best translations : bitch, cunt
"Mais quelle grognasse cette meuf !!"
transl: "What a bitch!"

In front of Les Bains-Douche : "Regarde derrière-toi : un banc de grognasse!!"
transl : "Look behind you, a shoal of bitches!"

Inside le Duplex (Parisian night-club) : "Tiens, c'est réunion de l'amicale des grognasses ce soir ?"
transl : "Well, it looks like a meeting of the 16 district bitch association!"

"Oh, la grognasse, t'as pas l'impression de me prendre mon taxi là ??!"
transl : "Hey bitch, don't you fee like you are stealing my taxi??"

"Super le thème de ta soirée, je peux venir avec ma grognasse ?"
transl : "Your party theme is great ! can I come with my bitch ?"
Grognasse by Dr.Reboot June 24, 2009
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Groganise 

To Groganise: To improve a board games enjoyability by tweaking a rule or set-up.
we need to groganise this game to make it less swingy
Groganise by Mawihtec February 10, 2018
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noun' - (pronounced groan-ass). Emphatic term related to age and wisdom. Short for, "fuck off, I'm over 40 and I know what I'm doing"
Susan: Hey Erin, I'm not insecure, or crazy or jealous of you. I just care and want you to know my ex is psycho. This is my 17th attempt to reach you.
Erin: I'm a grownass woman, and I know what you're up to.
jealousbitchhaters
Grownass by littlebrowngirl April 10, 2015

Grognaksexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law and Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law only.
" Would you like to date me?"
"Sorry I cant, i'm grognaksexual"
Grognaksexual by Fetus-saurus-rex January 28, 2020
Gognass - is a celebration which takes part in the famous Holiday of Christmas. It is similar to gogday, but instead, the God of Gorillas (gog) is wearing a Santa hat and has grown a beard! You are obliged to post monkey Santa on Reddit, Twitter, etc.
Khai: TODAY IS CHRISTMAS! CAN I HAVE PRESENTS?

Khai's mom: Yes, but it is also Gognass!

Khai: Thank you for reminding me mom!
Gognass by kiwikobab_owo December 21, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026