Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 23, 2017

grocery stick

The long plastic bar at the grocery check-out, used to divide the groceries of separate customers.

Place the grocery stick at the end of your groceries, so the next person in line doesn't have to wait on your cluelessness before they can start placing their goods on the conveyor.

by Dick Shannery April 14, 2019

Like Groceries

How you eat the booty to get with Jhene Aiko.

Omarion: Damn, I'd do anything to get with Jhene.
Childish Gambino: Nah, man, she make you eat the booty like groceries.
Omarion: Shit, dog, she worth it.

by motherfuckinjthass May 13, 2015

Grocery Limp

Noun. The labored walking one experiences when carrying a heavy bag/basket of groceries in one hand, offsetting their balance.

Man, I saw this old lady at the grocery store the other day with a huge basket of food. She had a mean grocery limp.

by TheAngryCurtain April 24, 2009

shouting groceries

The act of throwing up, vomiting, puking, making street pizza. Used in an episode of NCIS, 30 Oct 2007.

Where's Bertha? She went that way, shouting groceries!

by AlstottsNo1Fan October 31, 2007

grocery sack

when your nut sack is extremely long and hangs very low, looking like a grocery bag

Tommie: bro my nut sack was hanging out of my shorts in Spanish class
Alex: how the fuck does your sack hang out of your shorts?
Tommie: i got a grocery sack dude

by TommieO July 9, 2015

grocery graffiti

when one takes a dump and leaves some poop smears in the toilet after the poop has been flushed.

man that load was sick, it left a ton of grocery graffiti

by LJF November 29, 2007