groad

Noun: a term used by cool Australian palaeontologists for unidentifiable shards of fossils.

Verb: the act of turning a nice fossil into unidentifiable shards through poor excavation technique.

"Nah, no good fossils here, all I'm finding are a bunch of groads."

"It was a perfect Thylacoleo skull before he groaded it with a trowel."

by aussiepalaeo December 27, 2021

groad

Noun: a term used by cool Australian palaeontologists for unidentifiable shards of fossils.

Verb: the act of turning a perfectly good fossil into unidentifiable shards through poor excavation technique.

"Nah, no good fossils here mate, just finding a bunch of groads."
"It was a perfect Thylacoleo cranium before he groaded it with a trowel."

by aussiepalaeo December 27, 2021

groad

Someone who has nasty personal hygiene. Gross + Toad = Groad

I don't want the groad touching my stuff

by stone5150 May 1, 2011

groad

Giant Broad (aka fat chick).

"That groad just ate the entire Baskin Robbins selection all by herself."

by Supercack July 11, 2008

groade

A danish slang word for "cuddling"

Wanna groade?
Yo bro, let's groade.

by mathiasslot January 30, 2014

Groad

A mixture of gravel and pavement bicycle route.

Who's up for a groad ride on the weekend?

by del690 June 23, 2018

groading

Taking the piss (UK version) out of a groad - ie a "fat chick" - in a public forum.

Pep gave Elora a groading in SC2 the other day.

Those Ladies Who Lunch (Too Much) deserve every groading they get.

by Pserendipity July 28, 2011