Gritter

A person from the Niles region of Southwest Michigan that is known as one of the dregs of society. Gritters are usually known for being unkempt and wearing pajamas to Walmart, and being of a lower IQ, while thinking they are some sort of dirtbag Patriarche.
The female version is a Gritta, and a particularly well known Gritter, with the proper pedigree is known as a Legacy Gritter

That Gritter smells like stale Marlboros.

Gritter by Gritter King June 23, 2021

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Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

Council Gritter by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

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ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD

It means that what may seem perfect is not all it's hyped up to me. And vice verca.

Take the life of a celebrity for example - It may seem like they live a good life; but in reality they are constantly hounded for autographs and have no privacy.So most people would say " all that glitters is not gold."

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD by JOHNNyY June 16, 2007

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all that glitters is gold

From the song "Stairway To Heaven." There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold... so, she believes a falsehood, but one that guides her nonetheless. This is a sardonic or dark spin on the age old saying that "all that is gold does not glitter."

Go to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

all that glitters is gold by Tommy January 7, 2004