Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Council Gritter

Rhyming slang for shitter which is used to describe an arse.

<Baz>Hey Anik, that guy takes it right up the council gritter
<Anik>damn right!

by -|s31|-Baz May 2, 2005

council gritter

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

council gritter

Anus
Council Gritter= Shitter

Have you told your girlfriend to try poppers? Apparently they make her want to take it up the council!

by Baldrick March 28, 2005