Grinch Job

The sensual act of recieving a handjob with a grinch glove. Typically popular around the holiday season. The act is generally followed by a meal of roast beast.

I stole christmas AND got a grinch job!

Grinch Job by Scrogchurch December 6, 2010

GrinchHood

That time in your life when Christmas is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Generally starts around 30, & happens mostly in men... Usually wears off after a few decades, which is why some elderly people get excited about Christmas again.

Person: Gawd my dad is a right asshole, he hates Christmas! What's wrong with him?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?

Person: 32, why?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.

Person: ☹ God Dammit.

GrinchHood by BadAssGirl December 31, 2013

grinchhole 

One who dislikes christmas, and wants to ruin the holiday for everyone else. Much like an asshole, but is restricted only to the christmas season.

He came over and ripped down all my chritmas lights, what a grinchhole.

grinchhole by kt mofo January 1, 2008

Grincho mode 

An increasingly popular term used by hood rats who uncontrollingly lose their rag.

The festive act of going ape shit.

The waiter brings over my peng bacon fries, oh no they've forgotten the bacon (*DEPLOY GRINCHO MODE*)... waiter ends up in the deep fat fryer, he'll never walk again.

The caretaker walks out of the toilets having just snorted a line of Ketamine, he looks around and sees a kid giving him the evils (*DEPLOY GRINCHO MODE*)... The kid ends up with his face in the urinal and has to spend the rest of his life eating through a straw.

Grincho mode by Yoda Gaming December 19, 2018

grinchfoot 

Good weed. Like a rabbit's foot is lucky, a grinch's foot will leave you looking like you're a dick who would steal everything from under one's tree.

Dude, Dimes had some grinchfoot that made me forget she was fine like the Queen of England.

grinchfoot by JWallington September 22, 2009

Grincheology 

The study of people who hate Christmas, can also be applied to other holidays. Really it's the study of everybody who hates all the good fucking things in life

"Yeah bro I'm a Grincheology major, you got a fucking problem with that?"

Grincheology by WHyis everynametaken January 27, 2021

Grincho 

A grincho is a slang word for friend, typically a person who is outside of your friendgroup could not be called a grincho since a grincho is only something you call a very close friend.

Martin: whats good grincho maffia
Mikael: whats up bro!
Non-grincho: whats up my grinchos
Mikael: you are not a grincho, man.
Martin: we are not even friends.

Grincho by The real grincho December 18, 2023