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grimpale 

Impaling someone in a grim way, on something grim (such as the horns of a Moongoat, frozen icicles, etc.)

Can only be done by grim beings, such as Moongoats or acolytes.
I command you to grimaple these unblasphemous posers, acolytes!
grimpale by Grimlord December 27, 2004

Carlsbad Grimple 

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.
Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005
One of the most hardcore punk rock bands ever fucking spawned
Grimple up your... ASS!!
grimple by Mark Scumfuc December 7, 2006

grimplets 

Dimples in the skin of an obese buttocks. Similar to the outside of a golf ball. Mostly affiliated with overweight women in bikinis.
Whoa girl! You got some grimplets in that ass!
grimplets by sammyjit January 23, 2014

grimpledorf 

A small shriveled up "bone-marrow baby" that is permanently in a fetal position. Usually with features of their body severely disfigured.
A zit between dick/sack and ass hole. Usualy a white head. Broken down- pimple on grundle
Josh- "Ray i just whiped and it hurt so bacd"

Ray- "let me check it out"

Josh- (performs spread eagle)

Ray- "Dude you have a massive grimple"

Josh- "Pop that shit for me"

Ray- "No way theres a dingle berry on it"
grimple by Toad December 12, 2004