griefwank 

Excessive masturbation that occurs after a breakup.

Paul griefwanked all night after she broke up with him.

griefwank by Pex April 22, 2006

griefwankage 

Excessive masturbation in the wake of a failed relationship that had ended before one received "the booty"

Paul will partake in so much griefwankage once that abstinent skank breaks up with him.

griefwankage by Alphonso Gibralti July 31, 2008

Grief Wank

The act of masturbating in a time of great sadness or melancholy, often thought to be a remedy for such feelings. However, they are mostly counterproductive, often self-affirming the loneliness of the participant "at hand".

I'm really struggling getting over Emily recently", "Oh yeah? That sucks", "Last night, I tried a Grief Wank to help me out, y'know?", "I see, how did that go?", "...J..just hug me man, I'm dying here

Grief Wank by Merjiba April 13, 2011

Griefwankers 

People that are easily influenced by the media to embrace false grief and play on it.

Look at Bob and Sue over there live on the bbc, outside Buckingham palace, what a sad pair of griefwankers mourning a dead rich yoda they never knew!

Griefwankers by anonymous September 14, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008