Small tits that look like two eggs frying on a griddle
That girl has griddle titties
by survivedabortioncdc August 21, 2009
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Something thats "sucks" to the point of being almost painful.
You had to watch Police academy 4...man, that licks griddle.
by PhD Strange September 28, 2007
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A mythical hybrid of a bacon cheese burger and a pancake. Said to prevent vomiting, cure intense hangovers and solve marijuana induced food cravings.
...Oh, I feel like shit, my head's splitting and I'm queasy ...I sure could use some griddle flaps.
by PhD Strange September 28, 2007
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Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.
"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."
by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013
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Can use instead of "Oh my God" or "Sweet Jesus"
"Sweet.... Griddle Cakes! Look at the tush on that teletubby!"
by Miles J June 22, 2004
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