He went from being a pimp and getting all the girls in his dream to waking up as a wimp. Then he meets a girl and became a huge simp over her even running around in his underpants. He also told rowley that saying wanna play isn't grown up and cool and that he's supposed to say hang out. Also got called out by baljeet for almost getting the cheese touch.
Rowley: "Hey Greg! Wanna play?
Greg: "Stupid idiot, that's how babies say it you moron. You're supposed to say hang out."
Greg Heffley is the best wimp/simp/pimp
Greg: "Stupid idiot, that's how babies say it you moron. You're supposed to say hang out."
Greg Heffley is the best wimp/simp/pimp
by _tr3yw4y_ September 29, 2020
the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls
by ailisisntaranga June 25, 2020
greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome
Greg Heffley: hi im greg
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo
by yorikeh September 25, 2021
Greg Heffley is a selfish bastard.
by Cringe342 September 24, 2017
The main character from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books who is basically a sociopath. He treats his friends and family like shit and will do whatever it takes to get his way even if it means hurting someone mentally or psychically. He is also retarded for being in middle school since the first book came out in 2007.
Greg Heffley is the definition of a sociopath
by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017
When ur nigga(s) hangout out with other niggaz and when u try to converse the nigga ignores u
No one likes a Greg
If u ever met a Greg get urself out
No one likes a Greg
If u ever met a Greg get urself out
OG nigga: hey
“Greg”: ...
OG Nigga *... KILLS THAT NIGGER*
Greg *murdered*
( Greg Heffley from diary of a whinny kid)
“Greg”: ...
OG Nigga *... KILLS THAT NIGGER*
Greg *murdered*
( Greg Heffley from diary of a whinny kid)
by The2ndcummingogjesus June 22, 2018
The main character of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp
Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp
"Greg Heffley's determination to get girls is unrealistically high. I'd just give up at this point."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022