JTV Greeter 

The term is used to describe someone on JTV who suck admins cocks for a badge.

Hi, i'm a JTV greeter and i'm better than everyone else in this chatroom because i have a badge next to my name'' ''... what a prick

JTV Greeter by JTVgreetersaretwats August 4, 2010

walmart greeter 

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.

As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.

walmart greeter by weasel1969 July 6, 2010

graeters 

The best ice cream company in the world. Based in beautiful cincinnati OH. since 1870. I Reccomend double chocolate chip (chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips). While your here come visit skyline chili. (cuz its the SHIT)

Lets go to graeters and get a milkshake

graeters by Cincybengalsfan April 20, 2007

People Greeter 

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.

"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."

People Greeter by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005

walmart greeter 

The most degrading job in the world.

"I know! She should totally be demoted to a Walmart greeter."

walmart greeter by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

geeters

geeters, or geetiz, is monies, like cash monies, benjaminz, grease, juice, juicage, gravey, jelly, geetiz-burghers, com biz

Lay some geetizs on me money gripper! I need some biskits to soak up some a dem geeters.

geeters by Johnny Rotten February 6, 2004

gentlemen greeter

A woman's vagina/private area.

Uh-oh, crazy Britney Spears showed her "gentlemen greeter" again when she was getting out of her car at Starbucks.

gentlemen greeter by ImBringingBloggingBack January 11, 2008