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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
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Have you seen how big the Green Giant’s Greenis is?
Greenis by callmemommy March 31, 2019
A green penis (typical symptom of gonorrhea).
1)
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!

2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!
Greenis by F4LL0UT July 25, 2010

Greenish 

That type of ish. Not quite Green.
'Yo, that colour is nice, aqua like Greenish'
Greenish Mermaid
Greenish by CaliSmoker July 14, 2020

greenish brown female sheep 

Greenish Brown=Olive, Female Sheep=Ewe. Olive Ewe, or I love you.
Used in the 1997 movie, Texas Cadet Murder, based on the relationship of two high school sweethearts who commit murder when the boyfriend cheats on the girlfriend with another girl.
Holly: Greenish Brown Female Sheep
David: I Greenish Brown Female Sheep too
1. An imaginary unit of vegetable, approximately equal to one "greenie," a type of dog treat. However, it can be used in almost any way imaginable (think hoss)
1. Go crunch on a greenis!
2. Holy fuck, look at that huge greenis!
3. I bet you a greenis Dumbledore will die in the sixth book!
Greenis by Pippinzzz January 15, 2006

greenies 

When alcohol and marijuana are consumed together, and the consumer gets really sick (pale, clamy, puking)
We made that guy down 4 beers after he toked 2 bowls, and he got the worst greenies ever!
greenies by dv_metallica June 19, 2010