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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
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green eyes 

Only 1~2% of people have green eyes!
My Dad has green eyes.
green eyes by Starchylde March 23, 2017

Green Eyes 

The rarest eye color out of the blue,green,brown trio and by far the most exotic and addicting.
Most people lust after green eyes, and find them to be incredibly beautiful.
Green eyes are compared and rated against blue quite often but the majority usually votes in favor of green since they are the rarest and most gorgeous.
People with green eyes are normally unique and different and secretley admired.
Boy: Damn, she's so beautiful, man

Boy2: It's her green eyes man. I can't stop looking at her.
Green Eyes by Whayasay April 5, 2009

blue-green eyes

The girl who has blue-green eyes is a fun, exciting person. The one everyone else envys. She's beautiful even without makeup. When she walks into a room all of the men and even the women stare. She's the truest friend you could ever have and a good keeper of secrets. Don't look into her eyes too long because you may fall under her spell and become addicted. She's a keeper.
I can't stop thinking of her; it must be her blue-green eyes.

green eyes 

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Most blue eyes aren't even all that pretty, but more bland, and brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark yet too common which takes away the appeal of them.
Green eyes are prettier than most blue eyes.

Green Eyes 

Max Feinstein
Beautiful, clear, penetrating eyes that change color from time to time with his mood but forever profound

green eyes 

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Many blue eyes are beautiful, but many are also very bland and not at all attractive. Brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark, yet so common it takes away the appeal of them, though they are georgeous as well. Green eyes have their own beauty to them and can be very sexy, and in their own way the most beautiful of the three, especially when a deep green.