Going to Greenland

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

Going to Greenland by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

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Greenland

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.

My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR

Greenland by Gitarja August 26, 2020

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greenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money or lets money dictate their worldview;the philosophy of money

mr smithers is a greenback-fundalmentalist

greenback-fundalmentalist by revtriggafinga October 13, 2008

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greentanos

a high school gang created in the 2000s by a group of italians, but it has many different races involved. they rep green, north-east, and the number 33, they originate from the town of Manteca, but is estimated to be the most popular gang by 2030, evan passing up bloods and crips.their rival gang is the purps/purpanos, and the alltanos.

if you mess with him he'll get the GREENTANOS on you.

greentanos by ninjagideo69 November 20, 2009