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greenman 

when your low on the greens and your in need of some haze, you call your "greenman" which in simple form is your pot dealer.
Glenn: Bro, wtf are you doing?
Mark: I'm going to call my greenman and smoke a fat blunt.
greenman by tamm!e September 9, 2008

Felching Greenman 

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.
My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

greenman 

completely loved-up with your girlfriend
I am totally greenmanned - Cathy B you are the one for me. Lets have babies, but don't tell Starmers, coz he is such a legend and player and I want to be like him.
greenman by manuel hung October 3, 2003

greenman 

An exotic dancer at gay clubs and bars
ambiguously green and in a body suite, greenman entertained the crowd
greenman by jj85745 October 29, 2009

GreenMan Virus 

When Sama Won’t Stop Greening The Virus Activates (So Run Defense) RUN‼️
GreenMan Virus
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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