green handed
green handed by CR@SHM@N March 16, 2009
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Green-handed
When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.
Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
Green-handed by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024
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greenlanded
The manifestation of crude, vulgar or otherwise unforeseen result sets through the manipulatiion of vast amounts of super-granular user generated content. Usually to the chagrin of the greenlanded site.
By injecting the GPS signal those crackerjacks just gave cargo ship fellatio to the island of Manhattan! EPIC! Google Maps? GREENLANDED!
greenlanded by aea09 June 24, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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