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Shit Ass Geek 

A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.
Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.

(chinky accent)

* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
Shit Ass Geek by johnmagicson December 7, 2009
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green ass nigga 

A person who isn't defined as real.
"I thought u didn't have no weed..... goddamn youse a green ass nigga"
green ass nigga by Cuz100 January 9, 2008

suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's ass 

a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
make your own, I'm not typing it again

danky green ass 

That stanky loud from up north. FUCKING WEED BRAH
-You seen the new diamond bowl?
-Yeah whole top area for danky green ass budski
danky green ass by white iverson October 9, 2016
Ass gleeking is an involuntary action that causes a person to drop a slight terd, with no force as would be expected in a Shard. Typically happens after a swim or eating Taco Bell.
"Mmm that volcano taco was great. What's this little grease spot on my seat, don't tell me I just ass gleeked?"
Ass Gleek by chadeo12 June 4, 2009

Green Ass Nigga 

A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.
Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho
Green Ass Nigga by Skebob August 19, 2025

Green Party and Their Associates  

The circle of friends, no matter where, who connect on the Green Level. Thus also smoke immense amounts of Mary Jane, and usually gets the munchies.
"Mayne, lets have a Green Party and Their Associates meeting tonight. You in?"

"Of Course."