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3. greased
ambushed by a spray of lead count the bullet holes in your head. Verb meaning to be severely injured or killed by a spray of bullets from an automatic weapon. See also GREASE for the origin of the word
I snuck up behind that fucking camper and greased him good with my UMP-45.
by Spanky McSpunk Apr 15, 2003 add a video
1. greased
The state of being completely obliterated by alcohol.
Look at Corey overthere, he is just greased
by anonymous Sep 12, 2003 add a video
2. greased
to have played, have been played, or made a mistake. (i.e. "caught a grease" "been greased")
when getting a rejection by a girl in a proposal, you've been greased....or when you find out your girl/man was datin your best friend, you've caught a grease....or when you start slippin and get caught in the act, you've greased...or you spontaneously go to the club thinkin its free and you gotta pay $50 or buy a bottle to get in, you've greased....and many many more circumstances
4. greased
To be intoxicated or extremely high off marijuana
Shonda is greased she smoked 5 jays
by creammy_3 Dec 19, 2003 add a video
5. Greased
Said of a woman someone has recently had sex with. Where all the sexual juices that are produced are called grease. For example vigina fluid and semen ect.
Kathy got greased.
6. greased
when someone "farts" a long, nasty, and loud fart; they tend to have a foul smell.
ie. "some lady just greased one while standing beside me...it was loud and everything!"
7. Greased
When the semen in your hand rubs off on something.
I just rubbed my semen on that arm chair, GREASED!
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