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by phlegmat September 07, 2005
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by Tyler November 24, 2003
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Someone who goes in and gets things done. A finisher. A closer. An ace in the hole.
Yo you just paid off that bouncer? Way to take care of business greasemonkey.
by tha h00tman June 10, 2011
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A teenager going through the tough times of puberty that begins to create a thick layer of grease upon ones face
Kevin: Mike, did you hear Nunzio is becoming a grease monkey?

Mike: My older brother just went through that, it's discusting!
by KKKillyourself December 16, 2013
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An unlicensed or on-the-side mechanic that you go to when you can't afford to go to a real mechanic. Often used when the job is simple, or you no longer want to dump money into your very old car.
Can also be applied to a halfway knowledgable person in any field (ie: computer repairs, home repairs, gender reassignment)
"I took my car to this grease monkey I know and he screwed up my tranny. That'll teach me to stop being cheap."
by Bionic Latino August 28, 2008
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Someone who deliberately does not wash their hair reguarly and is regarded by others as a greasy skett. Hair smells and dandruff flakes are apparent they are not pleasent to look at.
Emma Staunton

"Go grease lightning"

"You' ve got enough grease on top to open up a chip shop!!"

"Err have you seen that Grease Monkey over there!? She wants to go get that hair of hers checked out by the Grease Police!"
by Susan Windridge February 20, 2009
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A hand job with lube.
Worker #1: She got the biggest ass licking in the world in the weekly newsletter.
Worker #2: She must be giving the boss grease monkeys in the lactation room.
by Dolemite71 April 04, 2006
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