4 definitions by Shmu

sexiest man alive

one who sits around lookin at playboys while eatin slim jims

Philip Gevese is the sexiest man(but first u have to bail him out of jail where he gained 50 lb. off of bread and water)

by Shmu June 3, 2004

grease monkey

some guy that gets out of his nasty old truck n looks like he just got a pot-o-gold dumped on him ...........in other words he's a greasy piece of feces

Hey! Get back in the truck grease monkey!

by Shmu June 3, 2004

fart

nastay noise dat comes wut an unlively STINK dat makes all ma teachers pass out n die

Oh, man ur fart just slaped me in the face!

by Shmu June 3, 2004

bum

sumone who has really nasty breath, wears really nasty clothes, and baths whenever it rains, and is sum1 who comes up to u all drugged up at mardi gras and tells u and ur friends meaningless jokes about cannibals, babies, and clowns and laughs at himself

Dude, that bum in the yellow t-shirt just spit in ma face while telling a dead baby joke and rubbing my head with his rotting hands.... i will smell like him for weeks!!

by Shmu June 3, 2004