graylord
I was watching animal planet when I saw a couple of graylords who were showing off their kitty tree house they built between taking turns eating eachothers streetsnow gray rumpstaches.
graylord by Killy Pistol December 29, 2009
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Gaylord Memorial Stadium
Home of the most overrated football team in the country. This stadium is also the shittiest one in the BIG 12 and cannot even compare to a much superior SEC stadium. It is no coincidence that "Gay" is in the name of the stadium because it describes everyone related to OU football and the University of Oklahoma.
The game tonight is at Gaylord Memorial Stadium aka "The home of the Gays." OU will probably end up losing to some unranked team.
Gaylord Memorial Stadium by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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Bradley the Gaylord
Nobody likes him. A little kid that runs around and kicks people in the shins and stabs with spoons. Very short. VERY.SHORT.
Can be racist to mexicans/asians/chinese/japanese/white/black/
Is similar to that of a ginger, having no soul.
Father beats with spoon. May stab in kneecaps with one. Watch out!
Can be racist to mexicans/asians/chinese/japanese/white/black/
Is similar to that of a ginger, having no soul.
Father beats with spoon. May stab in kneecaps with one. Watch out!
Bradley the Gaylord by Yourmom1234567890- January 8, 2012
Massive Gaylord
A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.
Note: drunkeness is not an excuse
Note: drunkeness is not an excuse
Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside
Dubs: You massive gaylord
Dubs: You massive gaylord
Massive Gaylord by Disprin September 29, 2011
gaylording
gaylording by Evil Nobby January 17, 2008
Gaylord Smorgasbord
1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
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