gravitational misery 

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.

Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!

gravitational misery by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020

Gravitationally Attractive 

A person who is very big that creates its own gravitational field attracting other members of the human species.

Guy1: Hey do you think that chick is hot?

Guy2: No but she is sure gravitationally attractive!

Gravitationally Attractive by 2pacinthehood May 27, 2011

gravitationally challenged

The state of being a klutz. Having exceptionally poor balance.

After a few drinks I become gravitationally challenged.

gravitationally challenged by gimpomatic April 11, 2010

Gravitational Wealth

A mass of wealth so great that it can bend tax codes and pull governments out of their natural orbits.

Guy 1 - Did you read about the candidate who was so rich he used his money to lobby for a lower tax rate for himself?
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.

Gravitational Wealth by Plongeur April 25, 2012

grabitational features 

Features, such as the butt, that can be grabbed. The nice features of your significant other or any hot person.

You see a hot girl/guy and look her/him up and down. You point out her/his nice grabitational features. Nice butt, legs, chest, etc.

grabitational features by Ms. G-baby July 19, 2009

gravitational masturbation 

When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets

Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system

Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison

gravitational masturbation by looneylobs August 5, 2017

Gravitationally Challenged

A politically correct term used to describe a fat, overweight, chubby, pleasantly plump, rotund or obviously obese individual.

Look at that guy swallowing Big Macs like their Tic Tacs when he's already gravitationally challenged.

Gravitationally Challenged by Seth Jordan May 28, 2008