Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.
Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!
by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016
To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.
Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?
Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.
Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.
by xFISHx October 9, 2007
Cuming from anal intercourse...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...
by biggest creep ever December 3, 2013
What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!
My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?
by Cornfucker January 26, 2004
An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018
Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
important as theirs.
by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 6, 2014
A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
by beard_lover March 31, 2020