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Grandpadad

An individual who is the biological father of his grandchild.
John Huston plays a mean grandpadad in Chinatown!
Grandpadad by lexicalgap January 18, 2011

Danish grandma 

A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.
"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."
Danish grandma by Beer Sailor December 5, 2009

dang it granpa 

a game where people kill each other and everyone simps for everyone that dies and....

what else do i put in here?
...
...
NO THAT WRONG
IM SO HUNGYYYYYYYYYY
HUNGY
HUNGY
HUNGY
people like to simp for the crazy ones
wow they simp for Junko from dang it granpa!
you watch dang it granpa?ew
dang it granpa by anonymous September 14, 2020

belly dancing grandma

“oh u silly belly dancing grandma!!”

belly dancing grandma

dance til your dead u silly belly dancing grandma!!”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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