Rio Grande Valley 

The Southernmost area of Texas that borders Mexico. It houses the two poorest counties in the nation (Hidalgo and Cameron). The cost of living is extremely low and if you are white and/or halfway successful, you are considered very rich. In high school, it is easier to get coke than weed, and easier to get weed than alcohol. About 86% of the valley is hispanic. South Padre Island is also located there, where spring break is insane.

The Rio Grande Valley is awesome for vacationing because of SPI and Mexico, but living there might be questionable.

Rio Grande Valley by Javier Gonzales August 9, 2006

grande-vous 

going on a date with someone to Starbucks

I'm going on a grande-vous later today.

grande-vous by Bookworm422 May 1, 2014

Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

grand theft auto v 

Grand theft auto V is a Rockstar North game Due to be released soon that will cause a major Nerdgasm all over the world

Dude1# HOLYFRIGINSHiT I can't wait for grand theft auto v to be realeased man. I JUST CAN'T WAIT!!!
Dude2# Dude your Nerdgasm will so be ruined due to crap optimization

grand theft auto v by Whatevermanoman October 26, 2013

Grand theft auto v 

An upcoming game, by gaming developers Rockstar North, that will have 12 year old, little shits begging there mom to go buy at Gamestop at midnight.

Little Billy: MOOOOOOM, BUY ME THIS FUCKING GAME OR I'LL CHOP ANOTHER ONE OF THE DOGS EAR!

Suburban Mom: Ofcourse dear, mommy loves you. *goes to buy Grand Theft Auto V)

Grand theft auto v by Ayedrian September 7, 2013

Valley Girl (Rio Grande)

A girl that will manipulate you, make it seem like she has a lot of money. Nasty, sleeps around, steals, lies, takes advantage of men that like her. All around bad news. Talks not with a mexican accent, but a singing tone.

She's hot, where is she from? Oh shit she's a Valley Girl bitch is easy, just buy her a drink or something!

Valley Girl (Rio Grande)

Valley Girl (Rio Grande) by poopbreath May 11, 2010

Vaja Grande  

You throw up in a bowl. Then you crap in the bowl. You swirl the two together. Then add the cereal of your choice.
Street Name: aka the Hoodie

Houda had to wash her sheets after that wild night doing the Vaja Grande (Va-hah).

Vaja Grande by Houda, Kristina, Rachel March 10, 2008