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Grenading 

When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand, pull back the shower curtain, and toss it in the toilet.
Dude, I had to shit really bad, but didn't want to get the floor all wet.. So I had a grenading session in the shower.
Grenading by Nathan Patrick Hooker December 8, 2015

grandmaing

The process of grabbing any kind of cheek. Originating from the stereotype of grandmas grabbing their grandchildren's cheeks
I was going to tell him to stop but then he began grandmaing my ass.
grandmaing by jmh.2000 March 5, 2016

Grandad-ing 

the concept of 'grandad-ing' is quite complicated for some people to grasp.
'grandad-ing' is when you find an innocent unaware soul in the street. U then knee them in the thigh.. and this is 'grandad-ing'...you call it 'grandad-ing' because after you have comppleted the technique you walk like a cripple...this is the 'grandad' concept :D
hello there
(pretend to go and hug the person you say hello to)
CABLAMMMM.....you knee them in the thigh...u have to knee them at the outer side of the thigh to get the fuller effect...and then u can run away and laugh and shout hahah i just 'grandad-ed' you! this is the concept of grandad-ing
Grandad-ing by dipzy November 25, 2007

Ariana Granding 

Mean you are listen to ariana grande’s music now.
Mom:What are you doing?

Me:I am Ariana granding
Ariana Granding by AR!ANAGRANDE April 27, 2019

Grandpaing 

Grandpa~ing

the act or acting of old age with or without;
white/gray/ambor

hair/scales/fur/leaves

ect
The tree's leafs have been grandpaing for 20 minutes because of the silkworms in it.
Grandpaing by Katrina Hurricane February 7, 2017

Fruit Grenading 

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.
A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...