Grand Larceny 

1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.



2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.

Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."

Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."



3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.

Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."


Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."

Grand Larceny by Mejosh March 23, 2009

grand larsony 

In competitive contract bidding, you commit Grand Larsony when your bid is dumb-ass low compared to other, more qualified bidders.

DD: Nice bid, man
TL: Naw, I'm 27% below your bid
DZ: Yeah man, your so low you committed Grand Larsony.

grand larsony by Gary,The Special K January 15, 2009

Grand Larceny 

When 9 jacks you for yo shit.

Damn 9 just robbed him! (Grand Larceny)

Grand Larceny by Johnathon Marshalis March 7, 2023

grand larsony 

when a person with the last name larson steals a large sum of money, usually over 100$

hey that guy is committing grand larsony

grand larsony by thatblondguy February 7, 2025

Grand Larceny 

What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.

Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah."

Grand Larceny by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

grand larsony

What Zeus accused Prometheus of when da latter stole fire to give to Man.

Poseidon's "name dat starts wif da last letter of da alphabet" brother had little room to talk in accusing anyone of "grand larsony", considering all of da awful and deeply-sinful misdeeds dat he himself committed!

grand larsony by QuacksO December 23, 2025