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Grand forks, North Dakota 

A town full of drama where everyone talks crap about people, but no one says it to their face.
"did you hear about all the crap Fritz said about Brandon?"
"yeah, but he'll never say it to his face because he's from Grand Forks, North Dakota "

Grand Forks Hot 

Girls who assume to be the hottest shit ever. One who doesn't look either way before crossing the street. A girl who looks and sound like B. Arthur but won't settle for less than David Beckham.
You see that chick?? She totally denied you bro!" "It's cool, she Grand Forks hot."
Grand Forks Hot by lars86 October 13, 2010

The Grand Feast 

The grand feast is a multilayer existential event where a human moves even less then a plank inch and that causes the universe to fill up to the brim instantly with his slimy disgusting (delicious) shart ( shit and fart ) , breaking space time and all dimensions. Now every single human on the planet called “earth” has to eat all the shart till every little plank inch is gone.
mmmmmm I’m hungry I wish The Grand Feast would happen.
The Grand Feast by Keller austin September 25, 2021

Grand Forks 

the reason why North Dakota is the #1 binge drinking state. home of the University of North Dakota & one of the greatest college hockey teams ever, the Fighting Sioux. mainly known for being a shithole of a town that knows how to party. also where terrorists are born..at the aviation school there
"Where is UND at?"
"Grand Forks"
"Where the fuck is that?"
Grand Forks by drinkingteamND January 12, 2008

Grand Funk 

The Hardest Working Rock And Roll Band in The World. Music that dares your feet to stay still, Hence an incitement to Dance and Party The Night Away. An Infectious Series of Bass Notes that have been known to A) Enhance Listening Pleasure, B) Cause a person to scream at top of lungs "MEL, MEL, MEL", C) Destroy Stereo Speakers, D) All Of The Above.

CAUTION: May also cause frequent trips across America for Concert Series and Purchase ALL Albums on CD.
"We're Coming To Your Town, We'll Help To Party It Down, We're An American Band" - Grand Funk Railroad 1973 from "We're An American Band" album/cd
Grand Funk by PHOENIX March 26, 2005

Grand Fuck Slam 

If we define the bases in sex as:
1 - French
2 - Feel
3 - Finger
4 - Fuck
then it stands to reason that instead of calling it 4th base, we would say a "Home Run" if it happened in one night.

Then, in baseball terms a "Grand Slam" is a "Home Run" that scores 3 additional points or "Runs", it stands to reason that a "Grand Fuck Slam" would be a "Home Run" that scores 3 additional points or "Runs."

In colloquial terms: a Grand Fuck Slam is having sex with the same partner 4 times in one night, where both partners reach their climax each time.
Steven went out one night to a party and brought home the hottest girl and proceeded to have the time of their lives. At 1am they finished the first round; both excited and energetic from the party, all they required was a quick water break before hoppinng back in the sack for a second adventure. 20 minutes later both of them finished and needed a little longer break. After ordering pizza which arrived at 2:15am, the two were horny as can be and had sex again. This time, they spilled the pizza off the bed by accident. Just as Steven was getting ready to fall asleep, his party trophy decided to go down on him for an invitation for a fourth round. Finally, 35 minutes later, both were extremely exhausted and collapsed onto Steven's bed in a puddle of sweat and bodily fluids. The excercise had physically drained both of them to the point of literal exhaustion.

Awakening the next day, Steven found that his girl was gone, but the puddle was still around him in the bed. When he went to do his laundry his roommate accosted him of being loud all night long. "You would be too if you had a Grand Fuck Slam with a girl," he replied.

The roommate said, "I don't even know what that is, but I take it you got laid last night."

"You're damn right I did!" Steven responded, "Four times in one night!"
Grand Fuck Slam by humor4fun April 29, 2014